What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Diamonds Are Forever

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do American conservatives say that America is a constitutional republic and not a democracy? Would it not make sense to call America a constitutional republican democracy?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

Why are conservatives banning liberal books? Why are conservatives so offended by the teaching of racism and other topics?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What species of fish are horse mackerels?

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

Octopussy

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?